A series of bad decisions with a series of obvious consequences.

How do you defeat an alligator? The correct answer is, you don’t — you simply avoid living your life in a way where dealing with an alligator will ever be your problem.

However, I guess you can’t *always* avoid alligators (sometimes you have to visit grandma in Florida). So, in situations where you have to go 1v1 against an alligator, what do you do?

I have no idea, but I know the answer is “not this.”